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Sounds like the perfect girl. Where can I find one of them

Awwww…….this is super cute. How we all wish things could be like this in our relationships.

SO CUTE! I do the same thing but I’m a girl. I don’t want the model part though? lol….But love it. Always happens.

“Maybe that’s my dream guy…..etc.etc.”

*walks away*

i really love this

She probably hates your dismal spelling and grammar. And probably your complete lack of style, confidence and life skills in general.

this is so cute, and i wish i could find a guyy like that

What happens when you read this and think, “But I sort of am that girl…?”

sunny side down is the best book evar

uhhhhh.. thats a run-on.

I want to print this out and highlight all the things that apply to me and give it to some guy. It would be a very yellow piece of paper:)

I’m this girl…and I wish you’d come up and talk to me!

this is cute

My question is… where do I find this dude?… ‘cuz Ima this girl.

I’m surprised there are so many comments from girls asking where “this dude” is! There are literally THOUSANDS of “this dudes” all over the place!

Haha, I’m pretty sure that’s an accurate description of me. As long as you add “and make everything better when I have a crappy day by baking an endless amount of pies and cookies.”

Noone thinks this is all one sided and super selfish?

He’s the shy guy at the party you’re probably not talking to.

“and tell me I could be a model for a best-selling dildo”… wtf?

I’m this girl too! Why aren’t there more guys like this?..

My boyfriend thought the same thing of me just a little less nerdy and a lot more love. He knew I was special. Now we have been together for over a year. This reminded me of him

maybe it’s his lack of pupils..

I’m doing my absolute best to be like this. Because that’s what I want most of the time is a guy like this and I think then we’d both be really happy and I like being happy.

Umm… Levni Yilmaz?

Tales of Mere Existance?

Agent XPQ?

…Anybody?

This discribes me. Finally someone gets it.

This is from Levni Yilmaz’s video , why isn’t he given any credit??
http://www.youtube.com/user/AgentXPQ

To all the girls who wish they knew guys like this, this is practically every loser guy you don’t talk to you hypocritical hotties.

I can tell you where to find this guy. The quiet guy that never really talks. If you see a quiet guy, it doesn’t necessarily mean he is not confident. Usually the quiet guys are more contemplative and would do anything for a nice girl. It’s just that to find them you would have to break the social norm and talk to the guy, not wait for him to come up to you. Try it some time, and you might find someone special. How do I know? Because I’m the quiet guy.

I totally agree with Nick, there are so many nice guys out there that are just quiet and aren’t sure how to approach a really amazing looking girl. I am a quiet guy too, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have fun and I am anti social. Girls who are like this, I challenge you go and talk to one of the quiet guys at a party or in a social gathering or even at school, I bet you will like what you find.

All guys think this way. It’s funny because when women read something like this they go like “Awww it’s so cute, I’m that girl and I want a man like that”, as evidenced on earlier comments. Flash news ladies, all of us can be that guy. If only you weren’t so selective and had more of an open mind and put aside all what’s been pushed down your throats (no double-entendre meant by this) that the man must make the first step and should be the first one to talk, the world would be a better place and maybe, just maybe, you’d have your perfect man and we’d have our perfect girl. You may find some of us interesting and intriguing, but just because you didn’t like our first impression doesn’t mean you’re not gonna like us after a couple of dates. If only you were a bit more (and by this, I mean WAY bit more) straight-on with us, we could even change for you. I, for one, do not believe in love at first sight or love after a 2-3 hours long conversation, but I challenge all of you to prove me wrong. I’m a 20 years old guy, I’m shy and of average looks. Next time you see me, why don’t you go talk to me? I’m sure I, whoever it is I am, will feel so good with myself that I may even dare to ask for your number in case you want to go to the movies or go for some ice cream.

Sincerely,

Average John

Thank god im not the only guy who does this. The dildo part never came up though. Lol

wow. i can’t believe i wasted my time reading that…

I love this! And I do this ALL the time and always end up being disappointed lol

That’s just like me! Except i’d make coffee at least 90% of the time. And i would freak out if he got too attached. Which is what would happen if whomever just went by that and not looks… and that would make me feel uncomfortable, so i’d probably end up not talking to him anymore. And i would never tell anyone they should be a model for a dildo, because that’s a creepy thing to say. That’s like someone telling me my vagina should be used to make a Fleshlight mold. All the other shit is me, though.

Story of my life.

hey wow, .. lol

Awesome! Wish it was easier to talk to pretty girls! But most of them can be too naive!

Wow. Average John said it right there!!

I wish I had the guts to talk to the quite boy I like. LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER!

This is definitely from Tales of Mere Existence. Give credit where credit is due.

Omg I’m fifeteen and I already know there are like thousands of guys like that and thousands of girls like that both are just looking for people like that when their right infront of there own face
p.s. Might wanna Learn about the people you see everyday…just a sugestion thought

really cute.
and by cute I mean superficial….
don’t know about the other dudes on this website but when I’m looking for my perfect girl I’m more concerned about our compatability, her intelligence and mautrity not that she serves as a tool for my ego.
-lex

reality hurts.

Those are a lot of expectations. Remember, no one is perfect

I am this girl.
But unlike all of the other female commenters on this picture, I agree with the boys. Poor guy needs the time of day, and basically every guy who looks like he doesn’t care or want to talk to anyone at a party is this guy.
My boyfriend is this guy. And I decided to talk to him. And I’m really happy.
I can’t take all of the credit because he’s insanely cute on top of being silent and I couldn’t help myself, but step out of your envelopes a bit, ladies.

coming from my experience as the quiet more reserved and humble guy, I find that girls will claim this is the guy they truly want, but there is an inevitability that they tend to see with more lustful eyes then they’d like to admit to themselves. its true, quiet guys have a confidence all their own, yet a stigma continues to exist because we lack the outspoken approach that girls claim to hate, but continue to fall for…

i hate people who let second grade grammar rules get in the way of appreciating literary art. Im pretty sure the author knows what he did lol.

This is pretty much impossible to read when your baked. i sat here reading that entire thing for like 30 minutes but i finally finished. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t believe so many women find this guy wonderful and wish they could find someone just like him. The whole point of the joke is the fact that he is totally self-centred. He has no interest in her, only in his own list of needs. He didn’t mention anything he would do for her, or even a single thing he noticed about her, apart from her looks.

i like this simply because his hair looks like fire.

Awwwwww!!! Had to say it lol. Kinda feels like something I would do… Though I’m a girl Like think about it so long have everything in my head ready to say it all. Thought of what his response would be and how I would respond. I’d be so calm and talking would come at ease. Then I go up and freeze start shaking and everything I thought of just goes down the drain. Then I feel akward and leave.

Average John said it perfectly. As for the picture, I’ve definitely been ‘that guy’ more than once. For you guys who continue to hold back, eventually there’ll be a girl who floors you so bad, you HAVE to do something. You guys can’t hold back! You never know if you don’t try!

I swear I thought when I got to the end he’d say he was going home to his mom. Guess I was wrong. Although the great sex part would’ve been awkward if it ended like that…

Maybe it’s because I’m tired and not reading into it too much, but I don’t get why the other girls on here are saying “I want a guy like that”, cus he’s not describing himself, he’s describing his idea of a perfect girl. He could be a serial killer for all you know. Unless they want a guy who resembles his perfect girl??

as a girl, i would hope that you think about something other than yourself. FAIL.

every girl who says “awwww im that girl, i want a guy like that” is a liar. you have all had your chances with a guy like that and probably blew him off for some big shot, polo wearing, lacrosse playing douche because he has a nice body or daddys money. the words ‘slut’ and ‘girl’ are pretty much interchangeable

Sounds like me and my love..

So. I have all that in my relationship. Like every single point. Too good to be true?

mantis, i totally agree with ya man

I thought of my girlfriend when I saw this. As for girls being a word interchangeable for sluts, I don’t think so. I think that women are sexual just like guys are and there is nothing wrong with that. Calling them sluts is just lashing out because you are insecure about yourself. As for the quiet guys, I know how it is. But the fact is that you have to man up and talk to a pretty girl. They are not as hypocritical or biased as you think. REALLY. They may come off as bitchy, but then how else would they get rid of all the weirdos that inevitably hit on them everyday? The douches that you see with beautiful girlfriends have beautiful girlfriends, not because those are the kind of guys that girls like, but because they are the only ones with enough confidence to talk to them. Confidence = Girlfriend. That’s how I got my girlfriend, and that’s how it is.

HaHa…… Longest sentence I’ve ever seen.